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2.17sHey! That guy is a dick.
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1.94sHey, get out of here! This is my house!
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1.4sOh, my God, Brian. What happened?
1.43sWho did this to you?
2.39sDid you do this? You son of a bitch!
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1.27sOkay, see you later, Mom.
2sWhere are you off to, sweetie?
3.95sYou gonna go see three movies in a row so it seems like you're out doing something?
3.5sNo, Mom. I'm going to my first big high school Halloween party.
2.35sThat's nice. What are you dressed as?
1.64sI'm a slutty cat.
2.52s(SCOFFS) Why has that become what Halloween is for girls today?
1.83sIt's just an excuse to dress slutty.
2.24s"I'm a slutty nurse," "I'm a slutty pirate,"
2.74s""I'm a slutty cancer survivor."
3.17sWho wants to check my boobs for lumps, bitches?
4.12s(ALL LAUGHING) I'll be back late. Don't wait up.
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2.13sQuack, quack.
4.45sOh! My little ducky. You look so adorable.