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1.74sYeah. It's what kids do on Halloween.
2.62sThey dress up in costumes, and they go around asking for candy.
1.8sHow do you not know about trick-or-treating?
3.84sWell, how do you not know that your reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?
2.17sHey! That guy is a dick.
1.94sHey, get out of here! This is my house!
1.4sOh, my God, Brian. What happened?
1.43sWho did this to you?
2.39sDid you do this? You son of a bitch!
1.27sOkay, see you later, Mom.
2sWhere are you off to, sweetie?
3.95sYou gonna go see three movies in a row so it seems like you're out doing something?
3.5sNo, Mom. I'm going to my first big high school Halloween party.
2.35sThat's nice. What are you dressed as?
1.64sI'm a slutty cat.
2.52s(SCOFFS) Why has that become what Halloween is for girls today?