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1.45sOh, yeah, sure. Then whose is it?
1.65sMAN: It's mine.
4.75sI'm Dick Pump, and I'd appreciate it if you hooligans didn't get your eggs all over my parcel.
1.74sSorry. I keep getting your mail, Dick.
1.2sHey, what's in there, anyway?
2.55sWow, that was terrific, Jessica.
1.8sIt was good for me, too.
3.94s(SCREAMS) (LAUGHS) Got you again, Quagmire.
1.9sYou said you were that waitress from Friendly's!
1.94s- I lied.
- You jerk!
1.47sI didn't feel anything.
1.35sBut you did!
2.39sHappy Halloween, fuck face.
1.23sHey, hey, get away!
1.37s(COCKS GUN) Just get away from me, Peter!
2.17sHey, take it easy, Quagmire. Nobody wants to hurt you.
1.22sHa! Hepatitis C!
1.74sJoke's on you. I already got it.
1.2sI'm a carrier.
1.83sGonorrhea! Patient Zero.
2.57sYou're gonna have to do better than that.