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2.84sYeah, I kind of went rogue with that one.
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2.55sBrian, you took me out on my first Halloween tonight,
1.93sand you showed me an exciting time.
1.4sAnd for that,
1sI'm going to let you pick out some candy from my bag.
1.18sThanks.
3.97sAnd keep in mind, we can't use any actual brand names due to advertising concerns.
2.9sRight, okay, I'll have a Mr. Whip-o Bar,
2.94sa Kooky Nut Pop, some Jim 'n M's,
2.75sa Zip Zap, a Choco Buddy,
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2.13sa $64,000 Bar,
3.24sa Notafinger and a Dawkin's Peanut Butter Disc.
1.68sGod, I hate television.
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1.75sBrian, why are you pink?
3.4s(SNIFFS) Why do you and Meg smell like sweat and shame?
4.14sUh, well... You see... We...
1.43sYou know what? I don't care.
1.7sI hooked up with a chick tonight,
2.7sand I am pretty darn proud of myself.
1.37sYou're right, Chris.
2.97sI hooked up with a guy tonight, a high school guy,