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1.45sOh, yeah, sure. Then whose is it?
1.65sMAN: It's mine.
4.75sI'm Dick Pump, and I'd appreciate it if you hooligans didn't get your eggs all over my parcel.
1.74sSorry. I keep getting your mail, Dick.
1.2sHey, what's in there, anyway?
1.83sEmbarrassing stuff.
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2.55sWow, that was terrific, Jessica.
1.8sIt was good for me, too.
3.94s(SCREAMS) (LAUGHS) Got you again, Quagmire.
1.9sYou said you were that waitress from Friendly's!
1.94s- I lied. - You jerk!
1.47sI didn't feel anything.
1.35sBut you did!
2.39sHappy Halloween, fuck face.
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1.23sHey, hey, get away!
1.37s(COCKS GUN) Just get away from me, Peter!
2.17sHey, take it easy, Quagmire. Nobody wants to hurt you.
1.2sRight, Joe?
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0.85sGotcha!
1.22sHa! Hepatitis C!
1.74sJoke's on you. I already got it.
1.07sMeningitis!
1.2sI'm a carrier.
1.83sGonorrhea! Patient Zero.
2.57sYou're gonna have to do better than that.
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