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1.87sAll right, Brian, we're getting my candy back,
1.53sand here's how it's gonna go down.
2.74sFirst, we track down those teenage hoodlums and kill them all.
1.5sYeah, okay, fine, let's kill 'em.
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2.17sReally? No way.
3.17sNo, I was only half serious. We can't do that.
3.17sOh, my God... Pink Brian is crazy Brian.
1.58sOh, man.
2.77sI know, I know we can't. I just feel bad they stole your candy.
3sWell, now I know how Peter feels when Mort steals his paper.
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2.87sCome on, that's right, you bastard.
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1.2sStop right there!
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1.03sGive me the paper!
2.67sNo! No! Don't hurt me, you bastard.
1.43sMort, give me the paper.
1.6sNo, I'm reading it in here.
4.17sYou can have the real estate section. It's for schmucks, anyway.
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1.92s(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.6sOkay, your turn to spin the bottle,
2.05sguy dressed like Bill Clinton.