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3.64sI can feel my grandfather's Japanese blood coursing through my veins.
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4.33s
1.58sQuagmire, what the hell's the matter with you?
2.17sWhat are you, nuts? Shut up, round-eye!
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2.55sOh, my God! Stop, Quagmire! I don't want to die.
1.53sPlease don't kill us!
4.95s(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
1.8s
0.9sOh, God!
1.23sNo!
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3.67s(BOTH SCREAMING) You know what they call this in my country?
0.83sWhat?
1.27sPayback!
7.5s
2.8s(BOTH PANTING) What the hell was that?
3sPrank's on you, assholes! I'm not Japanese.
1.18sYou're not? No.
3.17sThat was for making me have sex with Joe, you sons of bitches.
1.67sYou guys actually had sex?
2.84sYeah, I kind of went rogue with that one.