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3.07sI can't live the button-down life like you.
2.55sI want it all-- the terrifying lows,
2.75sthe dizzying highs, the creamy middles.
3.29sSure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses...
2.35swith my cocky stride and musky odors.
4.75sOh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers,
3.65swho cluck their tongues, stroke their beards,
2.62sand talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson.
2.7sLook, just get rid of the sugar, okay?
1.92sNo!
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2.55sHey! Get off my sugar!
1.93sBad bees. Bad!
1.93sOw! Ow!
2.89sThey're defending themselves somehow.
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2.7sLook, Bart. It almost killed me,
4.07sbut I handcrafted all 75 characters from Oliver Twist.