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2.94sHomer? In America,
2.54sfirst you get the sugar,
2.2sthen you get the power,
2.44sthen you get the women.
2sHomer! What? What?
2.27sI want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar.
3.64s- You're being completely paranoid.
- Oh, am I?
3.37sAm I really? Aha! Hello.
3.3sAll right, pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?
3.34sI nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second.
1.97sAnd I'd do it again.
1.94sDo you see, Marge? Do you see?
2.6sHomer, when are you gonna give up this crazy sugar scheme?
2sNever! Never, Marge.
3.07sI can't live the button-down life like you.
2.55sI want it all-- the terrifying lows,
2.75sthe dizzying highs, the creamy middles.
3.29sSure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses...
2.35swith my cocky stride and musky odors.
4.75sOh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers,