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2sDon't worry, buddy. Here's a quarter.
2.77sCall for help at the nearest phone. I'll keep an eye on things here.
3.2sIf only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.
2.17sHomer, that was downright decent of you.
1.93sWe hit the jackpot here.
2.03sWhite gold, Texas tea...
2.03ssweetener.
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1.93sDad, isn't this stealing?
1.9sRead your town charter, boy.
1.9s"If foodstuff should touch the ground,
2.77ssaid foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot."
3sSince I don't see him around, start shoveling.
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1.83sMom? What? What?
3.92sWhy am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?
3.37sI don't know, honey. I guess that's the school's decision to make.
3.62sDid you ever talk to anyone at the school? Make a few calls on my behalf?
3.59sMaybe you could have been "nicer" to Principal Skinner, if you know what I mean.