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3.07sLisa, what's the answer to number seven?
2.44sSorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing...
2.52sas a means of student evaluation.
1.93sMy cat's name is Mittens.
0.67sThree, two, one-- And that's pencils down.
4.24s
2.39sNow, here's an oral extra-credit question.
4.1sWhat was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
3.94sOoh! Ooh! Anyone besides Lisa for a change?
4.59sRalph, this better not be about your cat.
2.87sOh, all right. Li-- Columbus was looking for a passage to India.
1.85sCorrect, Alison.
2.27sAnd on your very first day in our class.
1.68sAnd, during a subsequent voyage,
2.47sColumbus found what is now the continent of South America.
3.79sYowee. I never made Miss Hoover "YOwee."
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1.72sHi, Alison. I'm Lisa Simpson.
1.94sOh, it's great to finally meet someone...
2.8swho converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
1.95sActually, I'm seven.
2.77sI was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade.
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