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2.7sLook, Bart. It almost killed me,
4.07sbut I handcrafted all 75 characters from Oliver Twist.
5.07sAnd now, the coup de grÂce-- a bitter snowstorm.
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2.13sOoh!
0.13sUh-oh.
1.88s
0.5sIs it okay?
2.37sWell--
2.94sThe important thing is that we survived.
2.27sAh! Who am I kidding?
2.6sThere's no way I'm ever gonna beat Alison.
1.93sSure there is--
3.4sbut it involves being a bit underhanded,
1.93sa bit devious, a bit--
3.54sas the French say-- "Bartesque."
1.95sI'll do whatever it takes.
3.2sThen welcome to the nether regions of the soul.
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1.93sNow, here's what we do.
2.17sTomorrow morning, when Alison comes out of her house,
1.93swe spray her with the hose,
2.37ssoaking her from head to toe,
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