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2.44sThe plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow,
2.97sdon't bother coming in Monday. Whoo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
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3.54sHey! I am above average. So what if Alison's ahead of me.
2.8sThere's no shame in being second.
2.08sAnd now, Avis Rent-a-Car...
3.67sis proud to present the second-best band in America.
3.7sWill you welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa...
4.37ssinging their number two hit, "Born to Runner-up."
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2.4sWhy would they come to our concert just to boo us?
2.1sLise, I did some checking on this Alison character,
2.37sand I know it's against all your moral fibers--