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3sRemember how I got Milhouse's picture on America's Most Wanted?
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2.65sThere he is, on the monkey bars. Try to take him alive.
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2.17sOh, no! Not again!
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1.85sI appreciate the offer,
2.42sbut it goes against every moral fiber in my body.
2.94sSuit yourself. If you change your mind, here's my card.
2.1sI don't need a card. You live in the room next to me.
3.2sNote: Next year, order fewer cards.
2.25sAnd you didn't think I'd make any money.
2.67sI found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
1.97sWhile you were out earning that dollar,
2.8syou lost $40 by not going to work.
2.44sThe plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow,
2.97sdon't bother coming in Monday. Whoo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
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3.54sHey! I am above average. So what if Alison's ahead of me.
2.8sThere's no shame in being second.
2.08sAnd now, Avis Rent-a-Car...