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1.93sSure there is--
3.4sbut it involves being a bit underhanded,
1.93sa bit devious, a bit--
3.54sas the French say-- "Bartesque."
1.95sI'll do whatever it takes.
3.2sThen welcome to the nether regions of the soul.
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1.97s
1.93sNow, here's what we do.
2.17sTomorrow morning, when Alison comes out of her house,
1.93swe spray her with the hose,
2.37ssoaking her from head to toe,
1.97sleaving us relatively dry. Relatively?
2.1sThere's bound to be some splash-back.
3.44sBart, her being wet won't help me win the competition.
2.32sWell, we could just sabotage her diorama,
3.2shumiliating her in front of the students and faculty.
0.42sPerfect!
3.5sLeaving her primed for the most traumatic hose soaking of her life.
2.12sEnough with the hose!
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1.34s
3sWell, sure is quiet in here today.