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1.87sWhat the hell was I thinking?
1.97sI don't know what came over me.
2.14sOh, God! What am I going to do?
1.57sHey, Bill, you up for a little bowling?
1.6sI swiped some money out of Lois's purse.
3.87sI don't think she'll notice because she's here humping you!
3.54sPeter! Look, I know this looks bad, and I feel horrible,
5.94sand I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify why I slept with Bill except...
1.1sI mean, Peter,
5.4sthe man presided over the longest economic expansion in US history,
6.57sand he reduced the percentage of Americans on welfare to its lowest level in 33 years.
2.57s35 years. 35 years, Peter.
3.14sWell, well. I learned something today.
3sApparently, there's the side of Bill Clinton the world knows,
3.44sand then there's the dark, sex-crazed side only I know.
1.67sI'm so sorry, Peter.
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