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1.83sMeg, you are so full of crap.
4.37sYou're like those people who sit in Starbucks and publicly write on their laptops.
1.77sHey, getting some writing done there, buddy?
3.94sYeah, setting up in public so everybody can watch me type my big screenplay.
2.44sMe, too. All real writers need to be seen writing.
1.5sOtherwise, what's the point, right?
1.2sYou should totally write that down.
1.83sOkay. Will you watch me?
2.14sHello, flabby, out-of-shape family.
2.03sCheck out my bulging rippliness.
3.3sPeter, you've been to the gym once for 15 minutes.
2.24sAnd I'm 15 minutes stronger, Brian.
2.07sI'd rip a phone book in half, but for the life of me,
2.2sI don't know anyone who uses a phone book anymore.
1.57sSo I'll use Meg's laptop.
4.2s(GRUNTING) Dad! What the hell?
4.14s
3.54s(GRUNTS) Look at him in that tank top.
4.1sHe looks more pathetic than John Merrick when he went on match.com.
3.74sThere's no way you're a size six.