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1.63s(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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1.77sExcuse me, sir. Secret Service.
1.77sI wonder if we might ask for your assistance.
1.17sYeah, what's the problem?
1.57sWe're with President Clinton's motorcade.
2.4sIt seems he blew a tire in front of your house.
2.47sBoy, that guy is really horny, isn't he?
1.74sWould you happen to have a jack we could borrow?
2.4sYou don't need a jack. I am a jack.
2.9sCome on, I'll lift that thing for you.
1.74sHey, I appreciate your help, man.
3.07sWe're a little overloaded 'cause I'm having a fat-chick party back here.
3.6s(WOMEN GIGGLING) All right, girls. I've turned off the A/C.
3.77sFirst one to have a bead of neck sweat reach their butt crack wins.
1.9sAll right, boys, now watch how this is done.
2.57sThe key is to put it all in your groin and your back.
2.2sTake your legs totally out of the equation.
2.7sLift with your lower back in a jerking, twisting motion.
2.67s(CRACKING) Peter! Oh, my God!
1.5sCall an ambulance!
2.47sCLINTON: All right, so which one of y'all ain't got my herpes yet?
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1.5sHow's the hernia, Peter?