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2.03sCheck out my bulging rippliness.
3.3sPeter, you've been to the gym once for 15 minutes.
2.24sAnd I'm 15 minutes stronger, Brian.
2.07sI'd rip a phone book in half, but for the life of me,
2.2sI don't know anyone who uses a phone book anymore.
1.57sSo I'll use Meg's laptop.
4.2s(GRUNTING) Dad! What the hell?
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3.54s(GRUNTS) Look at him in that tank top.
4.1sHe looks more pathetic than John Merrick when he went on match.com.
3.74sThere's no way you're a size six.
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2.17sI haven't felt this good in years.
4.2sI feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger without the fruity accent and the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.
1.63s(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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1.77sExcuse me, sir. Secret Service.
1.77sI wonder if we might ask for your assistance.
1.17sYeah, what's the problem?
1.57sWe're with President Clinton's motorcade.
2.4sIt seems he blew a tire in front of your house.
2.47sBoy, that guy is really horny, isn't he?
1.74sWould you happen to have a jack we could borrow?