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2.67sWhat? (STUTTERING) I'm sorry, it's...
2.74sWhen one of my lady friends is upset, that's how I cheer...
2.13sListen, Peter, this is all I know.
2.03sI'm not very good in these types of situations.
2.2sQuagmire, I know your heart's in the right place,
2.84sbut I need to sort this out for myself.
3.2sI haven't misjudged someone this bad since my last physical.
1.54sAll right.
2.27sThe doctor will be in in a few minutes.
4.24s(KNOCKING ON DOOR) LOIS: Peter? Peter, are you in there? It's me.
1.47sWhat do you want?
3.54sHoney, I just feel awful about this whole situation.
1.17sOh, I'm sorry, Lois.
1.74sYou want me to drag my sack across your face?
1.67sNot now, Quagmire.
2.57sSorry, I did it... That's a mistake... I'll go make her some coffee.
4.17sPeter, I think I've got a solution that'll make things right for both of us.
1.43sI'm listening.
5.64sWell, the way I figure it, the only way to even things out between us is if you have sex with someone else, too.
3.04sYou want to get me laid?
2.57sYes, Peter, because I don't want to lose you.
1.87sWell, it would make us even.
1.83sAll right, Lois, if you really think it'll work.