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1.5sHow's the hernia, Peter?
1.9sYou know what the worst part of it is, Lois?
3sI thought I was just out of shape, but that ain't it at all.
2.87sI gotta face the fact that I'm just getting old.
1sCLINTON: Knock, knock.
2sMr. President, what are you doing here?
2.57sWell, I felt so bad that Peter hurt himself fixing my car,
2.4sI wanted to stop by and extend my good wishes.
1.53sWow! Bill Clinton!
2.4sHey, can I get a picture of you on my cell phone?
1.33sSure.
2.5s(CAMERA CLICKS) You know where I got that nipple ring?
2.8sOl' Straddlin' Madeleine Albright gave it to me.
2.13sSay, you look like you're pretty down, Peter.
3.7sAh, it's just that I'm starting to realize I'm not as young as I used to be.
1.03sI hear you.
3.44sAfter my bypass, I remember wondering if it was all downhill from there.
1.93sBut then I realized it doesn't have to be.
1.93sYou're only as young as you feel.
2.54sI don't know, Reagan, I wish I could believe that.
1.4sI'm going to make you believe it.
1.37sWhen you get out of here,
2.03sI'm going to take you out and show you the time of your life.
1.23sAnd by the time we're done,
2.54sI promise you're going to feel like a young man again.
1.47sWell, if you really think it'll help.
1.23sI sure do.
3.2sKnow what else will help? A little saxophone therapy.
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