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2.2sI don't know anyone who uses a phone book anymore.
1.57sSo I'll use Meg's laptop.
4.2s(GRUNTING) Dad! What the hell?
4.14s
3.54s(GRUNTS) Look at him in that tank top.
4.1sHe looks more pathetic than John Merrick when he went on match.com.
3.74sThere's no way you're a size six.
1.03s
2.17sI haven't felt this good in years.
4.2sI feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger without the fruity accent and the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.
1.63s(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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1.77sExcuse me, sir. Secret Service.
1.77sI wonder if we might ask for your assistance.
1.17sYeah, what's the problem?
1.57sWe're with President Clinton's motorcade.
2.4sIt seems he blew a tire in front of your house.
2.47sBoy, that guy is really horny, isn't he?