1.47sWhat do you want?
3.54sHoney, I just feel awful about this whole situation.
1.17sOh, I'm sorry, Lois.
1.74sYou want me to drag my sack across your face?
1.67sNot now, Quagmire.
2.57sSorry, I did it... That's a mistake... I'll go make her some coffee.
4.17sPeter, I think I've got a solution that'll make things right for both of us.
5.64sWell, the way I figure it, the only way to even things out between us is if you have sex with someone else, too.
3.04sYou want to get me laid?
2.57sYes, Peter, because I don't want to lose you.
1.87sWell, it would make us even.
1.83sAll right, Lois, if you really think it'll work.
2.84sTrust me. It'll work better than the first telephone.
2.8sWell, we did it, Watson. What an afternoon.