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2.17sDude, check it out.
2.1sThere's a pig behind that fence.
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1.57sOh, yeah, I see it.
2.13sDude, we could eat that pig.
1.07sWhat?
2.84sDude, come on. We could totally eat that pig.
1.57sWe could... We could do it, man.
1.73sWe could. It'd be so easy, man.
1.47sIt would take, like, a minute.
2sCould it really be that fast?
4.54sPeter, that pig could be in our stomachs in, like, one minute, and then we could...
2.4sAnd then... And then we could do other stuff.
1.63s(LAUGHING)
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2.17sAll right. I'm starved. Let's do it.
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1.77s(PIG SQUEALING)
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1.03s
1.03sWho's there?
1.93sOh, crap! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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2.44sDoggone it! If he wanted a pig,
2swhy didn't he just take my wife?
5.24s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.
2.17s(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)