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1.74sWould you happen to have a jack we could borrow?
2.4sYou don't need a jack. I am a jack.
2.9sCome on, I'll lift that thing for you.
1.74sHey, I appreciate your help, man.
3.07sWe're a little overloaded 'cause I'm having a fat-chick party back here.
3.6s(WOMEN GIGGLING) All right, girls. I've turned off the A/C.
3.77sFirst one to have a bead of neck sweat reach their butt crack wins.
1.9sAll right, boys, now watch how this is done.
2.57sThe key is to put it all in your groin and your back.
2.2sTake your legs totally out of the equation.
2.7sLift with your lower back in a jerking, twisting motion.
2.67s(CRACKING) Peter! Oh, my God!
1.5sCall an ambulance!
2.47sCLINTON: All right, so which one of y'all ain't got my herpes yet?
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1.5sHow's the hernia, Peter?
1.9sYou know what the worst part of it is, Lois?
3sI thought I was just out of shape, but that ain't it at all.
2.87sI gotta face the fact that I'm just getting old.
1sCLINTON: Knock, knock.
2sMr. President, what are you doing here?