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3sApparently, there's the side of Bill Clinton the world knows,
3.44sand then there's the dark, sex-crazed side only I know.
1.67sI'm so sorry, Peter.
3.97sLois, I think maybe it's better if I stay at Quagmire's for a while.
1.43sI understand.
2.34sHey, Lois, you up for a little exit polling?
2.17sAre you asking me what I think you're asking me?
3.4sWell, that depends on what your definition of the word "jizz" is.
5.27sOh, God! I've been a worse wife than Lorena Bobbitt when she was married to the Thing.
3.07sOh, my God! Where is it? Where did she throw it? Oh, God! Oh, God!
1.9sIs this what you're looking for?
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2.2sI can't believe Lois would cheat on me.
2.47sLook, Peter, I know this is a very difficult time for you,
1.7sbut I want you to know I'm...
2.57sI'm here for you if you need anything.
2.3sYou want me to drag my sack across your face?
2.67sWhat? (STUTTERING) I'm sorry, it's...
2.74sWhen one of my lady friends is upset, that's how I cheer...
2.13sListen, Peter, this is all I know.
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