1.5sOtherwise, what's the point, right?
1.2sYou should totally write that down.
1.83sOkay. Will you watch me?
2.14sHello, flabby, out-of-shape family.
2.03sCheck out my bulging rippliness.
3.3sPeter, you've been to the gym once for 15 minutes.
2.24sAnd I'm 15 minutes stronger, Brian.
2.07sI'd rip a phone book in half, but for the life of me,
2.2sI don't know anyone who uses a phone book anymore.
4.14s
3.54s(GRUNTS) Look at him in that tank top.
4.1sHe looks more pathetic than John Merrick when he went on match.com.
3.74sThere's no way you're a size six.
1.03s
2.17sI haven't felt this good in years.
4.2sI feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger without the fruity accent and the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.