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6.67sIn other news, former President Bill Clinton was in town today to judge Quahog's annual Miss Cankle USA contest.
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1.47sNow that's a cankle.
2.8sWhere does the calf fat end and the ankle fat begin?
2.44sWho knows? That's the fun.
0.17sBrian, what is this on my shoe?
2.73sMy poop.
2sThat's right, and it's disgusting.
2.53sI am sick of you using the front yard as your bathroom.
2.6sIt's time you learned to use the toilet like everyone else.
1.33sI'm going to sneeze, I'm going to sneeze,
1.4sI'm going to sneeze, I'm going to sneeze.
1.17s(SNEEZES)
2.07s(SCREAMING)
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1.63sBye, Lois. I'm going to the gym.
2.37sOkay, see you... Wait. What?
1.43sSince when do you go to the gym?
3.84sWell, it's just that whole thing at the aquarium made me realize I'm completely out of shape.
2.03sI mean, what if I run into that octopus again?