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2.64s
2.2sHello, old friend.
2.07s(SCREAMING) What the hell?
3.47sNo! No! You do not go on this lawn!
1.6sBrian, I've had enough of this.
3.14sIt's more disgusting than when you gave me that Christmas gift.
2.97sOh, what is it? A little birdie?
4.14sOh! Oh, my God! It's dead! Brian!
2.94sOh! Oh, Brian, this is disgusting!
1.63sOh, my God! Get it out of here!
0.83sI'm... I'm sorry.
1.6sI thought... I thought you'd like it.
2.2sBrian, I love it!
2sI'm going to call you Stickyhead.
2.4sI love you, Stickyhead.
1.57sBrian, if you're not going to use the toilet,
2sthere's only one solution.
2.9sHey, Brian, did you know that Brad Pitt is John Lithgow's nephew?
1.37sHe is? No,
1.54sbut doesn't that sound like something that could be true?
2.1sOh, my God! You're wearing a diaper!