1.2sYou should totally write that down.
1.83sOkay. Will you watch me?
2.14sHello, flabby, out-of-shape family.
2.03sCheck out my bulging rippliness.
3.3sPeter, you've been to the gym once for 15 minutes.
2.24sAnd I'm 15 minutes stronger, Brian.
2.07sI'd rip a phone book in half, but for the life of me,
2.2sI don't know anyone who uses a phone book anymore.
1.57sSo I'll use Meg's laptop.
3.54s(GRUNTS) Look at him in that tank top.
4.1sHe looks more pathetic than John Merrick when he went on match.com.
3.74sThere's no way you're a size six.
1.03s
2.17sI haven't felt this good in years.
4.2sI feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger without the fruity accent and the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.
1.63s(KNOCKING ON DOOR)