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5.94sand I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify why I slept with Bill except...
1.1sI mean, Peter,
5.4sthe man presided over the longest economic expansion in US history,
6.57sand he reduced the percentage of Americans on welfare to its lowest level in 33 years.
2.57s35 years. 35 years, Peter.
3.14sWell, well. I learned something today.
3sApparently, there's the side of Bill Clinton the world knows,
3.44sand then there's the dark, sex-crazed side only I know.
1.67sI'm so sorry, Peter.
3.97sLois, I think maybe it's better if I stay at Quagmire's for a while.
1.43sI understand.
2.34sHey, Lois, you up for a little exit polling?
2.17sAre you asking me what I think you're asking me?
3.4sWell, that depends on what your definition of the word "jizz" is.
5.27sOh, God! I've been a worse wife than Lorena Bobbitt when she was married to the Thing.
3.07sOh, my God! Where is it? Where did she throw it? Oh, God! Oh, God!
1.9sIs this what you're looking for?