2.2sBrian, I love it!
2sI'm going to call you Stickyhead.
2.4sI love you, Stickyhead.
1.57sBrian, if you're not going to use the toilet,
2sthere's only one solution.
2.9sHey, Brian, did you know that Brad Pitt is John Lithgow's nephew?
1.37sHe is? No,
1.54sbut doesn't that sound like something that could be true?
2.1sOh, my God! You're wearing a diaper!
2.44sWhy? You wear a diaper. Yes, but I'm a baby.
1.34sPeople see my diaper, and they say,
2.54s"Oh, how cute! I bet he smells like baby powder."
1.17sThey see your diaper and think,
1.93s"Ew, that dog is sick. He must be dying.
1.4s"I hope he doesn't leak on our carpet.
1.33s"Why don't they just put him to sleep?"
1.97sYou know, at this point, I'd probably welcome that.
2.67sOh, hey, come on, man. You just got to get used to it.
1.5sHey, have you gone yet?
1.47sHave you popped your butt cherry?