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3.4sWell, that depends on what your definition of the word "jizz" is.
5.27sOh, God! I've been a worse wife than Lorena Bobbitt when she was married to the Thing.
3.07sOh, my God! Where is it? Where did she throw it? Oh, God! Oh, God!
1.9sIs this what you're looking for?
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2.2sI can't believe Lois would cheat on me.
2.47sLook, Peter, I know this is a very difficult time for you,
1.7sbut I want you to know I'm...
2.57sI'm here for you if you need anything.
2.3sYou want me to drag my sack across your face?
2.67sWhat? (STUTTERING) I'm sorry, it's...
2.74sWhen one of my lady friends is upset, that's how I cheer...
2.13sListen, Peter, this is all I know.
2.03sI'm not very good in these types of situations.
2.2sQuagmire, I know your heart's in the right place,
2.84sbut I need to sort this out for myself.
3.2sI haven't misjudged someone this bad since my last physical.