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3.3sbut I'm not because my stepfather had boundary issues.
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1.5sHey, there, Mr. Octopus.
2.8sI see you got two eyes but not much else.
1.7sWe can fix that.
3.4sLet's give you a nice, tweedlie little mustache here.
3.34sAnd maybe a big, old dumb-guy smiley mouth.
3.97sAnd a couple of eyebrows with one raised up like you're saying, "Say what?"
1.97sLook who's got pimples.
3.04sAnd right before the big dance.
4.4s(ALL SCREAMING) Help! It's so sucky and squeezy!
1.07sI'll handle this.
2.5sI've tangled with the likes of these before.
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2.4sWow, that was awesome, Mr. Seamus.
3.3sAh, it was nothing. That's how I caught old Woody over there.
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6.67sIn other news, former President Bill Clinton was in town today to judge Quahog's annual Miss Cankle USA contest.