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4.17sOh, man. To get all that, you'd have to kill, like, 50 people.
3.47sNo. You don't have to kill anyone, not if you have jobs.
3.7sAnd the first step is an eye-catching rÉsume.
3.92sNo, I believe it's pronounced "rÉsume." Actually, both are acceptable.
3.05sYeah. I did see some bikers ride by here...
2.47swith a blue-haired woman about 10 minutes ago.
3.14sSaid they were gonna spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground,
2.37sSection K, Space 217.
2.22sI'm sorry I can't be of more help.
2.52sI guess I'll never find her.
1.62s
2.64sAnd when you get a job interview,
3.4stry not to call your employer a punk or a skank.
3.37sMakes sense. Oh, don't call them skanks.
3.62sUh, Miss Simpson, I killed my pencil.
3.57s"Broke." You broke your pencil.