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3.19sYou know, there's more to life than boozing and roughhousing.
1.4sHuh?
2.2sHaven't any of you ever had a dream?
3.6sYeah. I had a dream. I was in this beautiful garden...
2.67spounding the crap out of a shopkeeper.
2.5sThen-- No, no. I mean the dream of a good job,
3.6sa loving family and a home in the suburbs.
4.17sOh, man. To get all that, you'd have to kill, like, 50 people.
3.47sNo. You don't have to kill anyone, not if you have jobs.
3.7sAnd the first step is an eye-catching rÉsume.
3.92sNo, I believe it's pronounced "rÉsume." Actually, both are acceptable.
3.05sYeah. I did see some bikers ride by here...
2.47swith a blue-haired woman about 10 minutes ago.
3.14sSaid they were gonna spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground,
2.37sSection K, Space 217.
2.22sI'm sorry I can't be of more help.
2.52sI guess I'll never find her.
1.62s
2.64sAnd when you get a job interview,
3.4stry not to call your employer a punk or a skank.