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4.24sWe left Quahog to find adventure and get away from all those lame chores at home,
1.5sbut I'll tell you this.
3.4sLooking back on it now, I don't think our lives are so bad.
2.02sYeah, I sure do miss Lois and the kids.
3.17sI'll tell you one thing. When I get home, I'm gonna sleep like a log.
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1.94sHey, I'm gonna plug in the night-light if you don't mind.
2.44sActually, you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to not do that.
2.7sKnock off that chitchat! It's lights out!
1.38sOh, hey, Warden,
2.07ssince it's our last night in here, can I have a glass of milk?
1.97sI feel like having dream diarrhea.
3.24sLast night? (SCOFFS) Where do you think y'all are going?
3.15sSays here you got another 30 days on your sentence.
2.44sWhat? But the court said we're supposed to go home tomorrow!
2.54sWell, the court ain't here, is it?
5.09s(LAUGHS) Oh, man, how the hell are we gonna do this for another 30 days?
3.05s(CHUCKLES) That's the way it goes around here.
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