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2.72sHello, gentlemen. I am the warden.
2.59sYou are here because you are criminals.
1.43sThis is not a resort.
5.11sYou will be worked harder than you have ever been worked in your miserable, pathetic lives.
2.94sAnd play harder, right? I bet.
1.05sStep forward, maggot!
3.14s(GRUNTS) Next time, that'll be you.
1.77sWell, why wasn't it him this time?
1.95sOh, I'm so scared.
2.94s(GRUNTING) Peter, stop it!
2.27sYeah, you're real big when you got that stick, ain't you?
1.2sOkay, I'll stop now.
1.77sThis is so much fun, isn't it?
2.37sI know. What should we talk about next?
3.12sI know, let's talk about actresses. Oh, yeah.
4.34sI feel like Natalie Portman thinks she's so much better than everybody.
2.27sShe's nothing, and her husband's a nobody.
2.65sWhy does Laura Linney always look like she's just finished skiing?