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5.12sAs Hitler, can I change certain policies so that maybe I'm looked on more favorably at the end of the war?
2.35sNo, you already screwed up big time. Lot of dead Jews.
2.59sAm I a blue state or a red state hobo?
2.54sBlue, but Midwestern blue.
3.67sOh, boy. (GRUMBLING) It's cold out there.
1.63sAm I allowed to alter the mustache?
1.75sDude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?
3.27sAm I allowed to kill other hobos to increase my odds?
1.4sKill anyone you like. You're a hobo.
1.53sAm I a walking hobo? No.
1.67sQuagmire and Cleveland are, but you're not.
2.5sSo, wait, I would also be a paralyzed Hitler?
1sYeah.
1.47sWould I be a black Hitler?
1.37sYes. No.
1.67sWell, wait a minute,
1.93snow how come I got to be crippled Hitler and he's still white Hitler?
2.17sIf you got such a problem with it, Joe, just be the hobo!
1.33sThis one isn't very fun.
1.5sWait a minute, where are we?
2.39sYeah, this doesn't look like the main highway anymore.
2.1sYou think we made a wrong turn? I hope not.
4.4sThese backwoods parts of the Deep South ain't a place you want to get lost in.
2.29s(POLICE SIREN BLARING) Oh, no.
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