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3.14sTo protect and serve. Not to harass and douche.
3.64sJust 'cause you have a badge doesn't mean you can treat people any way you like.
6.21sAnd as a law enforcement professional, you have an obligation to be more ethically upstanding than the average man.
1.7sNot less.
2.17sNow, get the hell out of my town.
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1.35s(CAR ENGINES STARTING)
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3.8s(TIRES SQUEALING) Nice going, Joe.
3.44sWell, it's great being back in the North, where people are civilized.
2.52s(BICYCLE BELL RINGING) Hey, what, are you guys all on a date?
1.2sGay!
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2.64sOh, my God! Peter, what an experience.
2.17sBut the important thing is, you're home safe.
1.32sYeah.
2.07sAnd you know, I guess I learned something from all this.
1.37s(SIGHS) You know what?
1.2sWe've done this a billion times, so you know what?
1.35sI'm just gonna do the cadences.
5.11s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)