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1.27sOh, no!
1.25sI don't think so.
2.63sYou're in my jurisdiction now, Sheriff Butt Breath.
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4.39s(GUNS COCKING) Wow, Joe, how'd you pull that off?
7.27sI put in a call from the McDaniel's pay phone while you guys were getting that nine-piece chicken McFingers and those Diet Conks and those Fresh Fries.
3.2sOh, come on. They don't own "French fries!"
4.34sYou know, you got some nerve driving around my town with a busted headlight.
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1.7sAnd a busted windshield.
3.8s(GLASS CRACKS) And an untreated flesh wound.
1.07sAah!
4.14s(GROANING) You took an oath just the same as me, Sheriff.
3.14sTo protect and serve. Not to harass and douche.
3.64sJust 'cause you have a badge doesn't mean you can treat people any way you like.
6.21sAnd as a law enforcement professional, you have an obligation to be more ethically upstanding than the average man.
1.7sNot less.
2.17sNow, get the hell out of my town.
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1.35s(CAR ENGINES STARTING)
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