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2.44sI'm trying to keep you off the streets and off drugs.
2sI'm selling those candy bars!
1.05s(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1.5s
1.07sHey, hey, hey,
3.64syou want to buy some candy bars so we can get some new uniforms for our baseball team?
1.67sWhere'd you get those candy bars?
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1.5sLOIS: Peter, I need you home.
2sYou also promised you'd fix that shelf in the garage.
4.54sLois, I'm losing you... (MAKING STATIC NOISE) Hello? Hello?
0.98sHello?
2.74sOh, hey, Lois. This is somebody else now.
1.7sThere must've been a cross-connection.
1.23sMy name is Mike,
2.27sand I'm somewhere else trying to make my own call.
1.5sLOIS: Fine, Mike.
1.7sYou tell Peter he's in trouble when he gets home.
2.87sYou can tell him yourself, because Mike is Peter!
2.17sOh, my God. Are you serious?
1.4sThat was very good, Peter.
4.95sI know! (CELL PHONE BEEPS) (SIGHS) Geez, that's all my life is lately, just a bunch of chores.
2.62sI'm sick of Lois always making me do stupid stuff.
1.54sI know what you're saying, Peter.
3.62sBonnie's always making me do all these impossible household tasks.
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