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3.27sAm I allowed to kill other hobos to increase my odds?
1.4sKill anyone you like. You're a hobo.
1.53sAm I a walking hobo? No.
1.67sQuagmire and Cleveland are, but you're not.
2.5sSo, wait, I would also be a paralyzed Hitler?
1sYeah.
1.47sWould I be a black Hitler?
1.37sYes. No.
1.67sWell, wait a minute,
1.93snow how come I got to be crippled Hitler and he's still white Hitler?
2.17sIf you got such a problem with it, Joe, just be the hobo!
1.33sThis one isn't very fun.
1.5sWait a minute, where are we?
2.39sYeah, this doesn't look like the main highway anymore.
2.1sYou think we made a wrong turn? I hope not.
4.4sThese backwoods parts of the Deep South ain't a place you want to get lost in.
2.29s(POLICE SIREN BLARING) Oh, no.
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1.63sDon't worry about it, guys.
4.39sI read nowhere that Southern sheriffs really want to be talked down to by big-shot Northerners.