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2.74sShh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble.
2.22sI got a job at Burns's casino.
3.57sAs you know, it's been my lifelong dream to become a blackjack dealer.
2.54sYour lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show.
3sAnd you did it in 1977. Remember?
3.7sWe got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
2.35sHello. I'm retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney.
1.93sWelcome to Mr. Burns's Casino.
3.52sIf there's anything I can do to make your visit more enjoyable, please let me know.
2.94sYeah, great. See ya! Uh, don't forget to apply for...