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2.17sand I don't know which state to go as.
3.57sIn honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of Nevada?
2.02sNo. Nevada makes my butt look big.
1.95sThen how 'bout going as Florida?
3.37sYou enjoy orange juice. Old people like you.
1.63sDad, what do you think?
2.74sShh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble.
0.53sWhy?
2.22sI got a job at Burns's casino.
3.57sAs you know, it's been my lifelong dream to become a blackjack dealer.
2.54sYour lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show.
3sAnd you did it in 1977. Remember?
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3.7sWe got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
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2.35sHello. I'm retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney.
1.93sWelcome to Mr. Burns's Casino.
3.52sIf there's anything I can do to make your visit more enjoyable, please let me know.
2.94sYeah, great. See ya! Uh, don't forget to apply for...