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2.94sThere's something you don't see in a toilet every day.
2.53sAnybody lose their glasses?
3.19sLast chance. Whoo-hoo!
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2.84sThe sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle...
2.2sis equal to the square root of the remaining side.
2.33s- That's a right triangle, ya idiot!
- D'oh!
3.67sThank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger.
3.1sIt was fun. We'll let you know if your glasses turn up.
3.67sUh, yes. Well, I'm sure I left them in the car.
2.37sNo one must know I dropped them in the toilet.
3.07sNot I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
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2.95s- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
- Mm. Huh.
3.34sMmm. Hmm.
2.78sSir, bad news from Accounting. The economy's hit us pretty hard.
3.1sTough times, huh? I've lived through 12 recessions,
2.6seight panics and five years of McKinleynomics.
1.7sI'll survive this.
2.19sEven so, sir. We could stand to lay off a few employees.
4.47sOh! Very well. Lay off... him, him, him, him-- Hmm.