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2sI'm old! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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2.35sHuh? Hey!
2.94sThere's something you don't see in a toilet every day.
2.53sAnybody lose their glasses?
3.19sLast chance. Whoo-hoo!
1.72s
2.84sThe sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle...
2.2sis equal to the square root of the remaining side.
2.33s- That's a right triangle, ya idiot!
- D'oh!
3.67sThank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger.
3.1sIt was fun. We'll let you know if your glasses turn up.
3.67sUh, yes. Well, I'm sure I left them in the car.
2.37sNo one must know I dropped them in the toilet.
3.07sNot I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
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2.95s- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
- Mm. Huh.
3.34sMmm. Hmm.
2.78sSir, bad news from Accounting. The economy's hit us pretty hard.
3.1sTough times, huh? I've lived through 12 recessions,
2.6seight panics and five years of McKinleynomics.
1.7sI'll survive this.