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2.77sWow! Free beer!
1.94sBuddy, those are my quarters!
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1.7sHey, this guy's paying off!
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4.09sI don't wanna hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
8.37sHerpes, herpes bo-berpes Banana-fana, fo-ferpes Herpes, oh Hey, that spot on Gorbachev's head--
2.22sHerpes! Trust me.
3.77sAnybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh?
2.42sYou people are the worst audience I've ever seen.
2.54sWell, you're the worst comedian we've ever seen!
3.69sOh, great! Well, we'll just sit here silently for the next 90 minutes.
0.42sFine with us.
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3.75sThey're all covered with filthy germs! Aren't they, Smithers?
1.83sWhy, what do you mean, sir?
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2.74sFreemasons run the country!