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3.02sI'll need three ships and 50 stout men.
3.35sWe'll sail round the horn and return with spices and silk,
2.44sthe likes of which ye have never seen.
0.53sWe're building a casino!
2.3sArr.
1.98sCan you give me five minutes?
3.65sIdiots. I'll design it myself! I know what people like.
3.37sIt's got to have sex appeal... and a catchy name.
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2.62sMom, we're having a geography pageant at school,
2.17sand I don't know which state to go as.
3.57sIn honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of Nevada?
2.02sNo. Nevada makes my butt look big.
1.95sThen how 'bout going as Florida?
3.37sYou enjoy orange juice. Old people like you.
1.63sDad, what do you think?
2.74sShh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble.
0.53sWhy?
2.22sI got a job at Burns's casino.
3.57sAs you know, it's been my lifelong dream to become a blackjack dealer.
2.54sYour lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show.
3sAnd you did it in 1977. Remember?