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1.64s- Now say "Cool Whip".
- Cool Whip.
1.43sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.13sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.5sYou're eating hair!
6.04sWell, Lois, I am now a graduate of the Quahog Police Academy and an official on-duty cop.
4.54sOh, I can't believe I'm married to a big, scary police officer.
2.33sJust keep your eyes on the eggs, ma'am.
3s(LAUGHING) Yes, Officer.
3.9s- You are such a dirty cop.
- Don't break those yolks, ma'am.
1.27sOh, my God, Lois, I hit you.
2.9sI know. Now stick your finger in there and twist it.
4.6sHey, Lois. Can I talk to you for a second? I think we may have a problem with Meg.
2.8sYou're telling me? She's been locked in her room all day.
2.94sWho knows what she's doing up there?
1.63s(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)